Alice In Wonderwaffles

"Have you seen my blueberries? I get the feeling you may have seen my blueberries," he said.

She looked at him quizically, "But you're standing right there with them."

He smiled then quickly shook it off into an angry tone such as had never been heard before and yelled, "So then stay away from my blueberries you fool! You're a stupid, stupid girl!"

And suddenly he disappeared, and eventually, so did she.